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| Saucer @ the Cameron House, Friday Jan 25, 2008 |
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By jeffwith1f
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a missive from the future past |
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Saucer @ the Cameron House
Friday Jan 25, 2008
10 PM
Free
We never meant to destroy one of our favourite venues, it just kind of happened. Something about a convergence of wattage, frequencies, and the composition of the building’s vintage plumbing led to an explosion. Perhaps we should not have parked the saucer on the roof. Perhaps we should not have written that song that used all those extra, forbidden strings. Perhaps.
God, I hope no one was/will be hurt.
If only someone was able to catch it on some sort of recording device shielded enough to survive the blast wave. Sure, there was/is the board tape, but that was/is badly damaged, and what survived reveals only multitudes of gazelles grazing peacefully for some twisted, yet unexplained reason.
Fortunately for me I was thrown clear of the building, but also appear to have been/will be temporally displaced approximately a week into the past. I am compelled to send a warning, but so far my attempts to communicate with people have been stymied by some sort of phasing that keeps me from being visible. I am hoping that sending messages electronically will work.
To go to the Cameron House this Friday will be to witness the end of all things. Do so at your own risk, but for your future surviving generations, you may want to be able to say “I was there.”
Prepare to be rocked down to the foundation.
Love
Saucer Future/Past
P.S. sorry about all the stuff we broke/will break
“Ooops?”
Link to Cameron:
http://www.toronto.com/bars_clubs/listing/100146#mapAnchor
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